Value your freedoms
Understand that others are like yourself
Respect their freedoms
Help when you can
This will result in the maximum benefit to yourself
This will result in the maximum benefit to others as well
No god required.
From alt.tasteless.jokes - not written by me, just think it's funny (though I don't think it's tasteless at all...)
Path: van-bc!news1.io.org!winternet.com!mr.net!chi-news.cic.net!vixen.cso.uiuc.edu!howland.reston.ans.net!news-e2a.gnn.com!newstf01.news.aol.com!newsbf02.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: email@example.com (Devils1234) Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes Subject: OJ RHYME..By DR Suess Date: 28 Feb 1996 01:59:15 -0500 Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) Lines: 60 Sender: firstname.lastname@example.org Message-ID: <email@example.com> References: <firstname.lastname@example.org> Reply-To: email@example.com (Devils1234) The OJ Trial as told by the Cat in the Hat I did not kill my lovely wife. I did not slash her with a knife. I did not bonk her in the head. I did not know that she was dead. I stayed at home that fateful night. I took a cab, then took a flight. The bag I had was just for me. My bag! My bag! Leave it be! When I came home I had a gash. My hand was gashed from broken glass. I cut my hand upon a glass. A broken glass did cause that gash. My friend, he took me for a ride. All through L.A., from side to side. >From North to South, we took a ride. But from the cops, I could not hide. And now we've been here for a year. A year! A year! Just sitting here. The DNA, the hem the haw. The circus-hype the viewers saw. A year! A year! Just sitting here! And lawyers charge by the hour, I fear. If I'm found guilty, I'll appeal. Appeal! Appeal! I will appeal! I'll wheedle and whine; I'll cut a deal! If it's not guilty, so glad I'll feel. DID YOU DO THIS AWFUL CRIME? DID YOU DO IT ANYTIME? I did not do this awful crime. I could not, would not anytime. DID YOU TAKE THIS PERSON'S LIFE? DID YOU DO IT WITH A KNIFE? I did not do it with a knife. I did not, could not, kill my wife. I did not do this awful crime. I could not, would not, anytime DID YOU LEAVE A POOL OF BLOOD? DID YOU DROP THIS BLOODY GLOVE? I did not leave a pool of blood. I can not even wear that glove. I did not do it with a knife. I did not, could not, kill my wife. I did not do this awful crime. I could not, would not, anytime. The glove you see it doesn't fit The lawyer says you must acquit Acquit because the cops all lied Acquit, acquit the lawyer cried I did not do it, so I say It's not my blood or DNA. The jury came back verdict in hand and silence fell across the land Not guilty, not guilty they did decree Not guilty, not guilty, now set him free And now I'm free, I can return To my house for which I yearn. And to my family whom I love. Now would you please return my glove!!