Credits: Randall, Stix, Wayne, Raist, Daneel, Brandon, Psycho Dave, Steve Knight


The original:
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"Never was there a time when I did not exist,
nor you, nor all these kings; nor in the future 
shall any of us cease to be." 
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(Krishna to Arjuna before the battle)


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   Never was their a time when the taste of a good raw piece of
   hamburger was rubbed between my cheeks before you plowed your
   salty, flaming sword up my anus.
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   (Krinishna to Arijuma before the battle)


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   Never was there a time when the sight of a Smurf's ponytail
   didn't stir my groin into a throbbing erection.
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   Jahnoooo to Arijumda before the battle


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"Never was there a time when I did not exist,
bitch, nor you, dipshit, nor all these fucking
kings; nor in the goddamn future shall any of
us motherfuckers cease to be."
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(Krishna suffering from Tourette's Syndrome)


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>"Say Arjy, this time you get to be the naughty french maid
> and I'll be the angry employer. " 
>?????????????????????????????????????????
>(Krishna to Arjuna before the suh-weeeeet lovin by the fire)


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>"Never was there a time when I did not exist,
>nor you, nor all these kings; nor in the future 
>shall any of us cease to be." 
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>(Delia to Jesper before the battle. Kiss your
>Krishna's blue ass goodbye!)


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>"Never was there a time when you were not
>an idiot, Jesper Werenberg." 
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>(Delia to Jahnu before the battle)


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>"Never was there a time when I did not exist,
>nor you, nor all these kings; nor in the future 
>shall any of us cease to be." 
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>(Jesus to Arjuna before the battle, resulting
>in profound confusion for Arjuna)


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: "Hmmmmmmmm, Haaaammmbuuurrrggggerrrrrrrr."
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: (Krishna to Arjuna before the battle)



>>いいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいい
>>"Never was there a time when I could expect
>>to receive so much anal sex, from so many
>>different, vibrant, hot, sweaty men."
>>いいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいい
>>(Krishna to Arjuna before entering the bath house)



>いいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいい
>Never was there a time when I could imagine
>the universe did not pop out of a point, nor
>that an amoeba did not grow legs and learn to talk.
>いいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいい
>(Krishna to Arjuna before the science exam)



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> "Never was there a time when I was not sexist,
> nor you, nor all these kings; nor in the future
> shall any of us cease to want to rule over women."
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
> (Krishna to Arjuna before the marriage)



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> "I'm thinking about my next six million
> hammmmbbbbuuurrrgggeeerrrs; including you,
> all these kings; you shall cease to be."
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
> (Krishna to Arjuna before the battle)



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: "Never was there a better burger than
:  before you died and became ground beef."
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: (Krishna to Arjuna before the Donner Dinner Party.)



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> "Never was there a time when I did not eat flesh,
> now I'll eat you, and all these kings; and in the
> future shall all of you cease as I eat you."
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
> (Krishna to Arjuna before lunch)




>?????????????????????????????????????????
>"Arjy, did you remember the batteries for the vibrator?
> You know how much I love it when you use that on me."
>?????????????????????????????????????????
>(Krishna to Arjuna before the sweet-lovin')


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"Well, that was fun! Whadda ya say we go grab
a few beers?"
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(Krishna to Arjuna after the battle)


> : $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
> : "Hmmmmmmmm, Haaaammmbuuurrrggggerrrrrrrr."
> : $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
> : (Krishna to Arjuna before the battle)



>いいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいい
>"Never was there a time when I did not chant,
>but I'm told this operation will help; in the future, 
>if I start babbling just hit me with something heavy." 
>いいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいい
>(Krishna to Arjuna before the lobotomy)


>いいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいい
>"Hey Arjuna, did you get the KY like I asked you to?
>What? You didn't? Goddamn it you fucking cheap prick,
>why do I always have to pay for *your* arse lube??" 
>いいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいい
>(Krishna to Arjuna before the pillow bite)



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: "Do you believe that fuckwit Jahnu?  He's
: got to be one of the biggest knobs in all
: of creation! Talk about a waste of life."
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: (Krishna to Arjuna before the battle)


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>"Never was there a time when I did not exist,
>nor you, nor all these kings; nor in the future 
>shall any of us cease to be. Hideously boring, 
>ain't it?"  
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>(Krishna to Arjuna before the battle)


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>"Dig a deep foxhole; look out for bullets; and
>try to keep clean to avoid trench foot."
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>(Krishna to Arjuna before the battle)


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> "HEY, ARJUNA -- BEFORE WE GO TO BATTLE,
> WHY DON'T YOU COME HERE AND SUCK MY DICK
> ONE LAST TIME JUST IN CASE ONE OF US GETS
> KILLED...THWEEETIE?"
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
> (Krishna to Arjuna before the battle)


> "Never was there a time when I did not salivate
> at the thought of taking a hunk of raw, bloody,
> dead cow flesh in my bare hands and eating it."
> (Krishna to Arjuna before the slaughterhouse)


>いいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいい
>"Hey Arjuna, I'm tired of this celibacy thing.
>Never was there a time when I did not want
>your delicious semen dripping from all my orifices."
>いいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいい
>(Krishna to Arjuna before the battle)


> : $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
> : "Do you believe that fuckwit Jahnu?  He's
> : got to be one of the biggest knobs in all
> : of creation! Talk about a waste of life."
> : $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
> : (Krishna to Arjuna before the battle)


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> "Never was there a time when I did exist,
> or God, nor all these gods; but not even
> in the future shall we cease to be made
> up by brainless idiots."
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
> (Krishna to Jahnooo during the chanting)


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> "Never was there a time when Idiots have not existed,
> nor you, nor all these fundies; nor in the future
> shall any of us start to think."
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
> (Krishna to Jahnoooo while he was chanting)


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> "Never was there a time when I did not eat flesh,
> now I'll eat you, and all these kings; and in the
> future shall all of you cease as I eat you."
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
> (Krishna to Arjuna before lunch)

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> "Never was there a time when I did not exist,
> for I am human stupidity; and I am the future;
> shall none of you start to think."
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
> (Krishna to YHVH before receiving prayers)


> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
> "I'm thinking about my next six million
> hammmmbbbbuuurrrgggeeerrrs; including you,
> all these kings; you shall cease to be."
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
> (Krishna to Arjuna before the battle)


> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
> "Never was there a time when I was not sexist,
> nor you, nor all these kings; nor in the future
> shall any of us cease to want to rule over women."
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
> (Krishna to Arjuna before the marriage)


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> "Never was there a time when my believers
> could think nor you, nor all these YECs;
> I would die shall all of you start thinking."
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
> (Krishna to Yawnooo while the chant)


>いいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいい
>"Never was there an orange beetle, when I -rish eyes 
>are smiling, but I like curtains and silver little things,
>and kings; and pretty maids all in a row, la la la la la
>la la la la....brrrrt.....toooley ooooley oooo....." 
>いいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいい
>(Krishna to Arjuna before being committed)



>いいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいい
>"Never was there a time when I was not able
>to make stuff up, and believe it, and then
>think that I was some kind of special shit."
>いいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいい
>(Krishna to Arjuna before the battle)



>いいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいい
>"Never was there a time when I did not take it in the ass,
>nor you, nor all these queens; nor in the future 
>shall any of us cease to bite the pillow." 
>いいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいい
>(Krishna to Arjuna before the buttfuck.)